New Super Luigi U

Holly shit, the game we have all been waiting for a Luigi game for the Wii U that's the exactly the same as New Super Mario Bros. U.
when I saw this in one of those YouTube adverts I thought this was going to be a Ha-ha look we made as funny because its not Luigi its just a Mario game look its funny and so post ironic. but no fuck it its an actual game, an actual stand alone title. JESUS. they just took out Mario and added a giant cunt for 2nd player.
This is about as necessary as flaming chopstick in the Japseye but at least a chopstick in the Japseye is a new experience for most.